Dual....:-)
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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