My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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