you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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