I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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