you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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