Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Randomize
