glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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