Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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