And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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