Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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