You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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