3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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