My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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