If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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