I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Randomize
