was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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