I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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