Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Plan B is the new Plan A
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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