id be glad to
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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