Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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