Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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