How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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