therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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