Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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