I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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