Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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