girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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