There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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