I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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