So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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