Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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