I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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