so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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