What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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