hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
