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(425): View more from Washington

he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"

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(818): View more from California

If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.

(323): View more from California

Sounds like a plan.

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(904): View more from Florida

my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.

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(626): View more from California

It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.

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(256): View more from Alabama

What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.

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