A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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