My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
