am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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