I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
