He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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