What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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