So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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