I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
