We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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