It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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