So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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