its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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