I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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