alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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