Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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