she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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