Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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